SUPPORT IN NUMBERS

PVE Guild for Friendly & Mature Players.
 
HomeSearchRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Spaghetti Joke

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Admin
Admin
avatar

Number of posts : 61
Age : 62
Location : Peterborough, Ontario
Registration date : 2008-03-11

PostSubject: Spaghetti Joke   Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:54 pm

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/princesplunker
 
Spaghetti Joke
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Joke of the Day!
» [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...
» Roland's Jokes
» A Commerce Student
» sea shell tattoo

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
SUPPORT IN NUMBERS  :: GUILD HALL :: Jokes-
Jump to: