Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes
and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next
room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of
"Here I come again. ONE, TWO, THREE UH!" allnightlong.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,
"How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing.
I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook
his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even
get on the bed."