http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/-t1.htm Got a good joke? This is where to post it. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:12:58 GMT 10 http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/Princebyteme666/GuildWarsLogo-1.png http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/-t1.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/mike-tyson-t63.htm Admin Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:12:58 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/mike-tyson-t63.htm#66 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/mike-tyson-t63.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/educated-athletes-t62.htm Admin One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, come here, I ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:11:23 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/educated-athletes-t62.htm#65 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/educated-athletes-t62.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/blonde-police-officer-t61.htm Admin A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:07:04 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/blonde-police-officer-t61.htm#64 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/blonde-police-officer-t61.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/one-wish-per-blonde-t60.htm Admin There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:03:33 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/one-wish-per-blonde-t60.htm#63 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/one-wish-per-blonde-t60.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/redneck-with-a-computer-t59.htm Admin 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage. And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:59:37 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/redneck-with-a-computer-t59.htm#62 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/redneck-with-a-computer-t59.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-math-t58.htm Admin A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Johhny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:58:04 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-math-t58.htm#61 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-math-t58.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/class-motivation-t57.htm Admin The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of the female and said, "the female has two breasts and one vagina." She then pointed to the male picture and said, "The male has one penis." Little Johnny jumped up from his seat and said, "That's wrong teacher." "Why do you think I'm wrong, Little Johnny?" begged the teacher. My daddy has two of them," ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:54:53 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/class-motivation-t57.htm#60 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/class-motivation-t57.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/gay-magazine-t56.htm Admin "In an upcoming interview with the gay magazine The Advocate, Hillary Clinton says the rumors about her being a lesbian are not true and she says she's never had sex with a woman, no matter how many times Bill has begged her to." --Jay Leno Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:49:43 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/gay-magazine-t56.htm#59 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/gay-magazine-t56.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/husbands-view-t55.htm Admin "Yesterday on the campaign trail ... Senator Hillary Clinton was extremely critical of NAFTA, even though the program was implemented by Bill Clinton. When asked about it, Hillary said, 'It's not just NAFTA. I'm also opposed to my husband's views on MILFs." --Conan O'Brien Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:48:30 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/husbands-view-t55.htm#58 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/husbands-view-t55.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/black-prince-t54.htm Admin "Bill Clinton lashed out at Barack Obama yesterday, he accused him of running a fairy tale campaign. It's a fairy tale in which a horny king tries to get his queen elected to the White House so he can go out and fornicate with maidens, and then a handsome black prince comes along and screws the whole thing up for him. So, you can see why he's very upset." --Jimmy Kimmel Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:44:07 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/black-prince-t54.htm#57 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/black-prince-t54.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/good-lawyer-bad-lawyer-t53.htm Admin
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.]]> Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:40:40 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/good-lawyer-bad-lawyer-t53.htm#56 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/good-lawyer-bad-lawyer-t53.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/hourly-fee-t52.htm Admin A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received ... Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:38:26 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/hourly-fee-t52.htm#55 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/hourly-fee-t52.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/lawyer-fee-t51.htm Admin "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"]]> Jokes Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:37:20 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/lawyer-fee-t51.htm#54 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/lawyer-fee-t51.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/spaghetti-joke-t46.htm Admin A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he ... Jokes Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:54:06 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/spaghetti-joke-t46.htm#48 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/spaghetti-joke-t46.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/who-is-jack-schitt-t45.htm Admin For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in An intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the Fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, ... Jokes Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:45:16 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/who-is-jack-schitt-t45.htm#47 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/who-is-jack-schitt-t45.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/two-dwarves-t44.htm Admin Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again. ONE, TWO, THREE UH!" allnightlong. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't ... Jokes Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:44:08 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/two-dwarves-t44.htm#46 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/two-dwarves-t44.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-the-teacher-t18.htm Admin One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says ... Jokes Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:09:50 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-the-teacher-t18.htm#18 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/little-johnny-and-the-teacher-t18.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/bill-gates-and-satan-t17.htm Admin Eventually, Bill Gates croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Option #1 Satan takes Bill to Gates of Pain which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. Option #2 He then takes him ... Jokes Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:08:41 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/bill-gates-and-satan-t17.htm#17 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/bill-gates-and-satan-t17.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/generous-lawyer-t16.htm Admin A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother ... Jokes Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:06:59 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/generous-lawyer-t16.htm#16 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/generous-lawyer-t16.htm http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/chuck-norris-t15.htm Admin Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while ... Jokes Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:05:44 GMT http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/chuck-norris-t15.htm#15 http://sincrew.forumandco.com/jokes-f13/chuck-norris-t15.htm